March 2012
7 posts
i guess
you guys didnt like the idea of a plaid cape or my grocery store outfit because i lost 2 whole followers after i posted both. GEEZ GUYS.
what i really want
right now is the most perfect plaid cape.
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02/28/2012
i bleached the bottom of my hair and it got on my neck so now it looks like i have a hickey. also debating whether or not to go back to vegas because im running out of proactiv and its more fun to get it out of a vending machine.
February 2012
12 posts
i joined a gym
i went for the first time yesterday. sat down on the exercise bike and pressed all the buttons trying to make it turn on, it didnt. moved to the bike next to me and it still didnt turn on. asked the woman beside me “how do i turn this thing on?” she says “start peddling.” so i sat down and in giant bold letters on the display it says “FOR QUICK START, START PEDDLING...
i woke up
in the middle of the night last night irrationally telling myself i must remember to “write down that i want a snake. the kind that the guy in Aladdin has that dances out of a wicker basket when a flute is played for them” so this is me, writing it down.
January 2012
20 posts
you know how some people marry inanimate objects? like the woman who married the eiffel tower? i would totally marry las vegas.
words that bug me for no reason
classic
breakfast
bundle
“What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world...”
i’ve been googling bathrooms with fishtanks for the last hour. i’m obsessed.
dreams last night
a) dreamt i was on a work trip in las vegas. flying in mid air attached to cables. called friend the next morning and she told me she was “stuck inside her hotel and couldn’t get out.” in real life i’ve been contemplating taking a shopping trip to vegas. not sure if i should take this as a sign to go? maybe i’ll get trapped inside my hotel room?
b) the end of the...
December 2011
87 posts
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